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BURKE'S LAW

SEASON 1, VOLUME 2
4 discs, VCI
$30 list price

by Diane Werts

What a glorious golden oldie this '60s detective romp turns out to be! It's like a weekly TV version of the sparkling Hollywood formula flicks made at the height of the studio age. The effervescent episodes are crammed with big star names, colorful characters, predictable tricks, sassy wit and happily-ever-after endings.

All good.

Because Burke's Law is uber-Aaron Spelling, made at a time his glossy showbiz style wasn't yet out of style, when the "eye candy" producer went for dialogue candy, too, and drollery, and quirky characters, and suave sophistication.

Never miss a chance to savor it -- "Burke's law."

Gene Barry says this at least once an episode, playing millionaire/L.A. police captain Amos Burke, who arrives at high-profile crime scenes in his chauffeur-driven Rolls. He's prone to spouting aphorisms of behavior -- yet another "Burke's law" -- to his world-weary second (Regis Toomey, forever in a hat) and his theory-spouting young assistant (Gary Conway), who reliably finishes the latest investigative step before Burke asks him to undertake it.

Burke always interviews the babes himself, trotting 'round town with his Asian-babbler driver/valet (Leon Lontoc), and usually starts and/or ends each episode in the arms of some bullet-bra'ed dame. In the meantime, he and his boys make the rounds interviewing all the suspects, usually played by one-time Hollywood stars for whom Spelling provides a ripe playground. (And a damn sight smarter one than The Love Boat would be, 15 game-changed years later.)

Just one episode on this new Volume 2 features: golden-age stars Mickey Rooney and Linda Darnell, up-and-comers Elizabeth Montgomery and Telly Savalas, plus, just for weirdness, Gale Storm and Bert Parks (doing a vaudeville song and dance!). Like every story, the saga starts with a dead body, and then the bizarre little character cameos parade past. Burke makes wry comments, Toomey offers that all-knowing smile, and Conway looks simultaneously smug and callow, always knowing Burke's gonna get the girl, not him.

Even the episode titles are comforting cliches, each starting "Who Killed," followed by the victim's name or description. But all that prescribed structure leaves the writers free to play in other ways. The scripts generally overflow with delicious little rejoinders and asides. Even better for us modern viewers, Burke's Law features more, and more slyly blatant, double entendres than any other show of its era. It was always lustfully clear that Amos Burke wasn't just inviting his lady friends over for dinner. He was way too breezy bachelor pad/Rat Pack-era cool to let the evening end with dessert.

Sure, it's all ephemeral nonsense. But how diverting can TV get? Burke's Law never aspires to be "smart," just juicily entertaining. Soooo relaxing. At our house, we watch this frothy concoction in bed late at night, though not, alas, with martinis in hand. Eh, who needs 'em? This show is intoxicating enough, as is.

Oh, one more thing. Drool over this partial list of the great guests in the 16 episodes of Volume 2 -- Dick Clark, Spike Jones, Kevin McCarthy, Carolyn Jones, Dorothy Lamour, Jim Backus, William Shatner, Ed Wynn, Tab Hunter, Barbara Eden, Jayne Mansfield, Don Ameche, John Cassavetes, Jackie Coogan, Ruta Lee, Susan Strasberg, Agnes Moorehead, Betty Hutton and -- ta da! -- Buster Keaton.

You gotta watch. It's "Burke's law."

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M SQUAD
15 discs, Timeless
$120 list price

POLICE SQUAD!

Paramount, $20 list

by Diane Werts

The unmarked car cruising city streets comes to a tire-screeching halt. The stern-faced occupant bails out. He pulls a gun, he crouches, and shots burst forth. It's the title sequence of . . .

Police Squad!?
M Squad?

Right. Both. The new full-series DVD release of M Squad lets us compare Lee Marvin's hardnosed '50s copfest with Leslie Nielsen's dead-on '80s parody.

If the latter takes nothing seriously -- deliriously un-seriously -- M Squad is its fruitfully grave-faced source material. Marvin is never anything but dour, even when he has to kiss a suspect's wife to provoke her jealous killer husband into overplaying his hand. Clearly, it's all work to Chicago police Lt. Frank Ballinger, and his equally deadpan captain (Paul Newlan). Ballinger tramps the pavement checking leads and steers his car chasing hunches, with Marvin recapping just-the-facts in stone-tone narration. He berates suspects, breaks into their rooms, lies to get the goods, and pretty much lords it over the universe. He knows every petty crook. He nails 'em. He doesn't have time for sympathy. He's The Man.

Sound terrible? M Squad is actually a perverse reprieve from today's textured copfests. It's single-minded, single-storied, no-nuance crimesolving. Over and done in 24 minutes. Everything is straightforward black-and-white, including of course the visuals of this 1957-60 NBC Friday night stalwart. These film prints have been run through the mill a few times, which in their own odd way feels comforting -- each commercial-warning frame-corner holepunch serving as practical punctuation from an ingenuous era. (A bit more subtle, or at least artistic, is the sleek "crime jazz" score from Count Basie and other jazz giants, highlighted here in a bonus soundtrack CD.)

So then watch Police Squad! -- a colored-in mirror image. The spoof's opening sequence is a dead-on duplicate of Marvin's, and so is the dollar-nighty-eight production design, with the sparse squadroom and those suspect apartments that look as if they've never been lived in. The back lot "locations" may be a bit too set-dressed, considering that M Squad episodes always show the same generic storefronts labeled Beauty Shop and Jewelry Store.

But Nielsen's six-episode ABC series (from the guys behind the Airplane! movie) certainly nails the no-nonsense attitude, before ladling on goofy puns, silly names, misinterpretations, oversimplifications and guest stars dead before the opening credits. Today, Nielsen is better known from his later Naked Gun movie interpretation, but his dense Lt. Frank Drebin was born in this TV incarnation -- a single-camera flop that most 1982 viewers simply didn't get. A cult following did. And that's what led to Drebin's movie career.

The laughs in these episodes are plenty if you're paying attention -- which the series' creators say in an sporadically interesting commentary proved to be the '80s problem. Viewers then weren't used to TV episodes demanding much concentration. But DVD is great for that. You can run the shows again and again, catching every crammed-in gag (like the words Police Squad painted on the office door window facing two different directions, one looking in, one looking out). Police Squad! churned through reams of wit in every episode, which would have made the humor hard to sustain over a lengthy run.

Easier to simply set up a bad guy and smack him down. Just ask Lee Marvin.

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WAGON TRAIN
16 discs, Timeless Media Group
$120 list price

by Diane Werts

You wanna talk all-star cast? Let's look at the guest stars crammed into the new Wagon Train box of 32 seventh season episodes, the hit western's only year in color.

Barbara Stanwyck. Carolyn Jones. Peter Falk. Richard Loo. Michael Rennie. Suzanne Pleshette. Annette Funicello. Bruce Dern. David Carradine.

And Ronald Reagan.

And that's only in the first ten episodes.

Down the line come Joan Blondell, Rhonda Fleming, Barbara Bain, Archie Moore, Burgess Meredith, Martin Balsam, Tom Skerritt and dozens more. Takes plenty of folks to fill up these 90 minute episodes.

Finally, they're showing up on authorized DVDs, though these aren't Wagon Train's early seasons with Ward Bond and Robert Horton that zoomed to the top of the Nielsens when the craze for western series was at its height. (Amazing fact: The 1958-59 season hosted 31 westerns on the three-network schedule!) This is the next-to-last 1963-64 season, which starred John McIntire, Robert Fuller and Scott (later to be Denny) Miller.

The DVD prints haven't been restored, either, which is too bad, since they've faded a tad over the past 45 years and occasionally show a little wear and tear.

But that's easy to overlook, just to have this feast of Wagon Train-iana on your shelf. The gift-worthy set -- and you know you need to buy something for dad -- also includes new half-hour interviews with Fuller and Miller (illustrated by clips), plus 16 new-to-DVD "classic" episodes from throughout the hourlong black-and-white years, some featuring Bond and Horton (and some of them discussed in the interviews).

It's certainly a trip seeing Stanwyck read cowpokes the riot act in what feels like a tough-talking audition for The Big Valley, not to mention watching Reagan as a worried stockade captain with a wacko wife, in one of his final acting roles before running for governor of California on his way to the White House. Of course, there are also peculiar moments where you have to wonder about mid-century Hollywood's penchant for casting blue-eyed actors in brownface as Comanches.

Mostly, though, it's a welcome trip back to a simpler and more leisurely era. These movie-length episodes play like plays, with a defined beginning, middle and end, and usually some sort of personal lesson or moral involving the guest stars who dominate each westward-driving tale. Despite the shoot-'em-up ambiance, and those outdoor locations, Wagon Train is fairly talky, with lengthy scenes and a sense of intimacy that make a nice change of pace from today's flashy quick-cut dramas.

Two points of information. Timeless has provided no captions or subtitles on the set, which might be a dealbreaker for some folks. And the discs are packed in the world's most unwieldy foldout set, which when fully opened stretches about as wide as I am tall.

But it's still a pretty good deal, when you can order it from Amazon.com (click BUY NOW) for $2.25 per extended episode. (The official release date is Nov. 11.) There's enough here to keep you watching for about as long as that 19th century wagon train took to travel west.

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Profit

The Complete Series

Anchor Bay, 3 discs, $30 list price

by Diane Werts

Some people will do absolutely any reckless, ruthless, cutthroat thing in order to win. And we aren't even talking politics.

We're talking business, and revenge, and personal spite. (No, not politics.)

We're talking Profit, a gleefully dark and vicious drama of dazzling wit. Try getting all those things into a TV hit.

You can't. Which is why this 1996 Fox tour de force starring Heroes mainstay Adrian Pasdar only produced eight episodes and didn't even get all those onto the air. But oh, how those few of us who caught the show loved the show, and continued to worship intensely enough to get this DVD set released.

The title (anti)hero of Profit is a killer. Literally. And figuratively, as a soulless, merciless corporate climber determined to scale the heights of a powerful conglomerate so he can take it down for reasons revealed to be shockingly personal. When we say Jim Profit was so abused as a kid that he slept in a cardboard box, we kid you not. That put him into a box of another kind, from which he pursues vengeance with a single-mindedness that's chilling in a way TV rarely portrays. And he was raised by yet another box, the one on which we observe his actions, which goes a long way toward explaining why he's so slick, charming and ultimately heartless.

Pasdar plays it perfectly, all of it -- the charm, the evil, the warped neediness, the preening self-satisfaction, and the devilish humor. This much darkness can only be this delightful with a spritz of tongue-in-cheek to leaven the menace, and creators David Greenwalt (Angel) and John McNamara (Fastlane) slide that into the dry narration by which Profit takes us into his confidence. A worthy adversary helps, too, and Profit has some great ones -- Lisa Zane as an equally tortured security expert who's onto his game from the get-go, Scott Paulin as an upright executive who stands in his path, Keith Szarabajka as the top-dog CEO. He's also got great conscripted accomplices, ranging from helplessly blackmailed secretary Lisa Darr to Profit's own "mom," Lisa Blount as his sex-using, substance-abusing stepmother.

But we don't know about the "step" at first, which makes their initial nuzzling another moment of kinky delirium. Taking advantage of being on Fox, Profit provides those as a sub-specialty. While Pasdar outmaneuvers the men, he romances their women, doing both in as many deranged ways as possible.

Yet it's never too-too, because Pasdar is so delightfully controlled. He doesn't go in for gloating, really, or pity, and certainly not soul-searching. That's what's most sinister about Profit. He's so -- well, businesslike. Dapper and witty, too, but only as a means to his twisted end.

Saying anything more would be saying too much. Profit provides too much delicious discovery along the way to indulge in spoilers. The joyride costs barely $20 at Amazon.com, for a weekend's worth of yummy viewing (with a smart hour documentary and episode commentaries to put the perversity in perspective). And many happy/heartless replays thereafter.

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Honey West

The Complete Series

VCI, 4 discs, $40 list price

by Diane Werts

Here's proof that TV DVD prayers can be answered:

Honey West has finally been released!

I've only been waiting decades to see Anne Francis' private eye back in her sleek black catsuit, karate-chopping the bad guys. Her 1965-66 half-hour ABC series was my holy grail, forever searched-for, seemingly unfindable. Back in the 1980s when I lived in Dallas, I actually made a pilgrimage to NYC's Museum of Television & Radio (now The Paley Center for Media) to watch their collection's one prized episode.

On videotape, yet. How times have changed. Now all 30 Honey West episodes come in one slim and affordable package ($30 from Amazon) of 4 shiny discs that encapsulate all my childhood dreams and aspirations -- Honey in her hip bachelorette pad with the automatic sliding doors and the sunken bathtub. Living with Bruce, her ornery pet ocelot, and Aunt Meg, her too-cool confidant. Matching wits with blustering Sam Bolt, her dead dad's private eye partner, who insists sleuthing is no line of work for girls. (Not women. It's the Mad Men era.)

But Honey just smirked her Anne Francis-mole smirk and set off on adventures anyway, in her groovy white British sports convertible -- equipped with a car phone! (So there, Joe Mannix!) She'd be garbed in that iconic catsuit, with its black spike-heeled miniboots, or maybe, if she was outwardly undercover, in some swank Nolan Miller gown and furs. Honey knew karate and judo, so she never flinched from physically corralling her criminal quarry. She was elegant, and earthy. Sexy, and smart. And armed with not just guns but more electronic gadgets than even those men from U.N.C.L.E. (Love the two-way-radio sunglasses with their pop-up antenna!)

Seeing the episodes again as an adult, I'm now also struck by the intelligence that a thirtysomething Anne Francis (Forbidden Planet, Bad Day at Black Rock) brings to what might otherwise have come off as a cartoon. Some of the episode plots are fairly far out there. One half-hour puts Honey in disguise as a gypsy in a desert caravan, then zips her to a ritzy resort with an underground-bunker jail cell from which escapes a vicious attack ape! Interspecies fistfight to follow!

But if the stories don't always hold up, the black-and-white show's sense of style sure does. Honey West was the first series executive-produced by the prolific Aaron Spelling (Charlie's Angels, The Love Boat, Dynasty), and his glossy template is clear, with all its high fashion, high adventure and highly attractive eye-candy cast. DVD distributor VCI has done a superb job digitally mastering the video, which looks more crisp and clear than you'd expect after four decades in storage.

They've added a giddy bonus, too -- original 1960s commercials and ABC network promos, in all their slow-moving, simple-minded glory. From Dippity-Do hair-setting goo to golf legend Arnold Palmer hawking cigarettes by puffing away on the green, the ads unreel by the dozen on every disc.

Honey West is ultimately a time trip back to an era when cigarette commercials were ubiquitous and empowered women were the rarity -- a backwards world. Now tobacco is the oddity and Sydney Bristow role models are everywhere. Before Alias, before even The Girl From U.N.C.L.E. and The Bionic Woman, there was Honey West, fast-forwarding toward the future.

And looking fabulous doing it.

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Lateline

The Complete Series
Paramount, 3 discs, $36

by Diane Werts

He could be the only U.S. senator who's starred in his own sitcom.

Al Franken isn't just a former Saturday Night Live scribe, Stuart Saves His Family star, and agitprop book author. Minnesota's current Democratic Senate candidate also created and played the lead in NBC's 1998 prime time comedy Lateline.

Where else could you see real-life politicos Dick Gephardt and Robert Reich warbling Buddy Hackett's Music Man ditty Shipoopi?

An in-joke parody of ABC's Nightline, with a splash of Sports Night, the show didn't last long, and its quality was uneven. But the idea was coolly smart -- Franken as a haplessly "serious" news correspondent for a late-night report that hosted cameos from current events characters like the two mentioned above and larger-than-life G. Gordon Liddy, who seemed to be playing someone playing himself. Not to mention veteran comic Hackett, playing himself, practically having a coronary after the show reports an internet rumor that he'd died. And Paul Simon. And Conan O'Brien.

Franken's policy wonk Al Freundlich (Froynd-lick) worked with a top-notch crew, too, at least in terms of real-life TV talent -- Megyn Price (Rules of Engagement) as his loyal producer, Miguel Ferrer (Crossing Jordan) as his frustrated boss, Robert Foxworth as the (what else?) arrogantly preening anchor. Sanaa Lathan broke through as a too-cool guest booker before segueing to movies like Love & Basketball (and tube twists like Nip/Tuck). None of their characters could control the dweebish Freundlich, who in true sitcom fashion was forever getting himself into reportorial scrapes like getting clobbered by a car airbag.

Maybe that was the problem. Lateline seemed too sitcom-ish for political satire and too wonk-ish for time-killing comedy. Despite the smarts of Franken and series partner John Markus, who'd worked on The Larry Sanders Show, their joint project never achieved that HBO fave's neo-realistic tone. Not that a broadcast network sitcom airing alongside Friends and Seinfeld ever could.

Lateline remains worth a look, though, as a true curio of an era when sitcoms were starting to lose steam and the networks were trying anything to find the next something.

They're still trying.

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Mad Men

The Complete First Season
Lionsgate, 4 discs, $49.98

by David Bianculli

Lionsgate's first-season DVD set of Mad Men, AMC's first, fabulous weekly drama series, is out now -- and if there's one thing that will make this long, hot summer of TV doldrums more tolerable, this is it...

Mad Men is set at a Madison Avenue advertising agency in 1960 -- when men were chauvinists, women wore bullet bras, and everyone smoked like the chimney tops in Mary Poppins. Three-martini lunches were common. So were office affairs, ambitious jockeying for position, and secrets. Lots of secrets.

Matthew Weiner, a talented writer on The Sopranos, created this series, and started out by getting the cast and look exactly right. Jon Hamm stars as Don Draper, a dashing ad exec with a beautiful blonde wife (January Jones as Betty), more than one woman in his peripheral orbit, and some deep, dark secrets in his distant past.

He and his new secretary, Elisabeth Moss as Peggy, are at the core of Mad Men, but it's populated by an office full of captivating characters. There's John Slattery from Desperate Housewives as Don's boss, Roger Sterling, and Vincent Kartheiser (the wayward son on Angel) as Don's office nemesis, Pete Campbell.

Most arrestingly of all, there's Christina Hendricks as Joan, the woman who rules the office using a variety of ploys and weapons -- sex appeal being no small part of her arsenal. At least a half dozen other actors and characters also shine in this series, which captures, with delicious wit and delightful details, 1960 in all its glory and folly, up to and including the Nixon-Kennedy presidential election.

The grace notes, throwaway lines and period-perfect props all add to the fun. If you're old enough, you may gasp with recognition, seeing once again items you'd long forgotten -- aluminum beer cans that you pierce with sharp-pointed openers, IBM electric typewriters with unwieldy plastic covers, plastic transistor radios. And if you're too young to remember them, you're the right age to be amused and fascinated by them.

After an overly obvious pilot episode, Mad Men evolves quickly into a brilliant, subtle TV show, a multilayered character study and an incisive social commentary all at once. Weiner has created a wonderful window into the past, and watching Mad Men on DVD is the ultimate way to enjoy it.

Mix some martinis, sit back... and wallow.

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Californication

The Complete First Season
Paramount, 2 discs, $39.99

by David Bianculli

Showtime's cable and satellite network reaches about 15 million subscribers, which means the vast majority of America hasn't seen its programming firsthand. That's why secondhand, which means DVD releases, is so meaningful -- and why this new DVD release of the first season of Californication is such good news.

Californication stars David Duchovny as Hank Moody, a New York writer who encounters both success and failure after moving to Los Angeles -- success by having his novel sold and adapted into a hit movie, and failure by subsequently enduring writer's block and the failure of his long-term romantic relationship.

Natascha McElhone co-stars as Karen, the woman who got away, young Madeleine Martin plays their daughter Becca, Madeline Zima plays Mia, a very young woman who seduces Hank with ulterior motives, and Evan Handler from Sex and the City plays Hank's literary agent and best friend.

What's delightful about this series, which premiered last year, is how it manages to be so mature and so immature simultaneously. Hank, at the start of the series, is a self-loathing hedonist, going from bed to bed and woman to woman -- but he's capable of true love, because he adores his daughter (it's mutual), and wants nothing more than to get back with Karen. Problem is, she's engaged to another man.

Over the course of the first season, Hank's path to redemption, and to rediscover his muse, takes him (and us) on a fairly wild ride. Situations that seem outlandish, presented only for shock value, are built upon so that their repercussions are fully explored. That includes romantic conquests, one-night stands, office flirtations and parental boundaries.

Californication is one of the series, like Dexter, that has redefined and reinvigorated Showtime, propelling it out of HBO's shadow and making it a major creative force in its own right.

 

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Saturday Night Live

Saturday Night Live

The Complete Third Season
Universal Studios, 7 discs, $69.98

by Diane Werts

Buried with a donkey/He's my favorite honky/King Tut.

We are twowildandcrazyguys!

La Dolce Gilda.

Yes, it was a very good year.

Saturday Night Live in 1977-78 still had its original troupe intact (if you count Bill Murray replacing Chevy Chase) and still had a certifiably underground sensibility, before it morphed into the corporate "institution" of today. The counterculture kids were still running loose on live TV after the grownups went to bed.

The Aykroyd/Belushi/Radner cast axis welcomed such varied guest hosts as Michael Palin, Madeline Kahn, Hugh Hefner and, oh my looking back now, O.J. Simpson. (Not to mention an elderly woman as "anyone can host" contest winner.) True rebellion was embodied by punker Elvis Costello, refusing to perform what he'd been told and defiantly changing song in mid-strum. Aykroyd and Belushi's soulful Blues Brothers broke a sweat in a burst of grassroots cool rather than corporate cashing-in.

The show's sketch writers weren't so much trying to impact the zeitgeist then as to amuse themselves, in such delirious flights of fancy as Belushi's ubiquitous grunting samurai ("Samurai Night Fever") and Aykroyd's oily adult TV show exploitation-meister E. Buzz Miller. And The Coneheads? What were those writers smoking? (Tell-all books about those early years do tell.)

There's more, much more -- Andy Kaufman, Mr. Bill, Meat Loaf, Ray Charles, Father Guido Sarducci, et al. But you don't wanna read about it here. Go. Watch.

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Hiya Kids! A 50's Saturday Morning Box
Shout! Factory, 4 discs, $34.99

by Diane Werts

How perverse WERE the 1950s? Get a load of these kiddie shows. Hosts whose attitudes would probably get them run through criminal databases today. Shrieking studio audiences of tots clearly mainlining sugar before the show. Unbridled, unapologetic product shillery. The innocent days? They're now, people! These folks were sick.

This 4-disc set of 21 vintage children's series is an eye-opening -- and eye-rolling -- time trip back to decidedly un-PC days. And, too often, excruciatingly dull days. Don't get me wrong. I love Shout Factory for lovingly collecting and releasing these relics, which I would not expunge from my DVD library on pain of death. (Or having to watch The Bachelorette. Well, maybe, threatened with that.)

In fact, any tubehead worth her or his salt is fairly required to watch all four discs, just to be completely educated on this dark yet strangely giddy era from the tube's early days. Beyond the expected titles -- Howdy Doody, Roy Rogers, Sky King and Kukla, Fran & Ollie -- the set collects some near-forgotten rarities that will in centuries to come be studied as artifacts of an utterly demented culture.

It's now clear why '60s hippies did drugs. They were trying to recreate the cosmic visions of these delirious video transmissions from their '50s childhood.

Take Andy's Gang, a bizarre amalgam -- nay, hallucinatory kaleidoscope -- of puppetry, book reading, studio audience hysteria and live-action tales filled with pale white folks playing "how" and "wampum" Indians. (We called Native Americans that then.) Host Andy Devine -- the squealy- voiced character actor from hundreds of westerns -- seems to be a sort of disembodied presence, almost a hologram floating in and out of the proceedings, sometimes dancing a jig while a talking orangutan plays harmonica. And then there's the frog-puppet command "Plunk your magic twanger, Froggy!" Entirely inexplicable.

Or The Magic Clown. This is a half-hour studio ad for Bonomo's Turkish Taffy, interrupted by snippets of magic tricks, as the child audience- in-a-box (each wearing a fez) contently munches in the background throughout, to the delight of dentists everywhere.

Or The Pinky Lee Show. This organ-accompanied collection of vaudeville sketches featuring the title imp is actually pretty clever, as he interacts engagingly with the kid crowd amid parodies of current shows like Dragnet. Could've done without those blackface marionettes, though.

Time for Beany may be the most inspired, sprung from the mind of Warner Bros. cartoonist Bob Clampett and featuring the vocal madness of humorist Stan Freberg and animation voice master Daws Butler. Though it's a simple puppets-before-painted-backdrop staging, its tale of globetrotting adventures stops in locations like Tim Buck Tooth. The MAD magazine crowd felt right at home.

Oh, man, there's soooo much more, but who can handle more than three or four of these way-out phantasms at a time? Buy the set. Then ration yourself. We cannot be responsible for what happens to your brain on Hiya, Kids!! shows!

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Colbert Report DVD

The Best of The Colbert Report
Comedy Central/Paramount, 1 disc, $19.99

Okay so maybe Stephen Colbert is not going to run for President after all. But at least we have this single-disc "Best of" sampler to imagine what might have been. The star of Comedy Central's The Colbert Report is in fine, funny form here, and the selections - culled from various episodes, cherrypicked to present concentrated doses of Colbert's cleverly skewed comedy and commentary.

It's great to watch the opening of the very first show, for example, and realize in retrospect how fully realized his vision was from the start. Show #1 introduced the word "truthiness," which actually entered the vernacular as a result. And if nothing else, this disc includes some very memorable guest appearances, including a Ben & Jerry's ice-cream duel between Colbert and Willie Nelson (both of whom had flavors named after them), and a post-Emmys show in which Colbert is angry at Barry Manilow for "stealing" his award. Before those segments are over, Colbert sings with them both.

The most outrageous guest on the package, though, is an unlikely one: Jane Fonda, featured in a pair of appearances. In the first, she's there, along with fellow feminist Gloria Steinem, to promote a radio network for women. In the second, she's there to promote her movie, Georgia Rules.

In the first, Colbert undercuts the seriousness of the interview by moving it to a kitchen set, for a segment called "Cooking with Feminists." Wearing a "Kiss the Cook" apron, he chats to Fonda and Steinem while getting them to help him prepare an apple pie. Fonda, though, takes the upper hand, and flusters Colbert visibly, by taking the advice of his apron and kissing him, more than once.

Then, on her second, solo appearance, Fonda takes charge again, by moving from her side of the table as Colbert begins the interview. She sits on his lap, plants a big kiss on him, and begins nuzzling his ear and talking about his soft lips. If that's not worth the price of a DVD, I don't know what is.

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Seinfeld DVD set

Seinfeld - The Complete Series
Sony Pictures Home Entertainment, 32 discs, $283.95

If you've bought all the individual seasons of Seinfeld to this point, getting the stand-alone ninth-season set, to complete the collection, makes a lot more sense. What you'll be missing, basically: a beautiful, exclusive coffee-table Seinfeld book (it doesn't unfold into a coffee table, but it's still impressive), and the new jewel in the crown: a one-hour chat reuniting all four series stars with Seinfeld co-creator Larry David.

A sampler of the conversation is included in the season nine set, but only Seinfeld - The Complete Series has the complete reunion chat. It's lots of fun, more like eavesdropping than watching an in-studio filmed conversation - and Jerry Seinfeld sets up the whole thing with a monologue, about Seinfeld, that proves the guy still knows how to write, and deliver, a monologue.

What this set is about, really, however, is the show itself. All 180 episodes are here, from the Seinfeld Chronicles pilot (which began with Seinfeld's Jerry and Jason Alexander's George arguing about the proper placement of shirt buttons) to the hugely popular finale (which ended with Jerry and George arguing about... the proper placement of shirt buttons). No hugging, no learning, all the way to the end.

Seinfeld is one of the best, most influential sitcoms ever made. It holds up extremely well to repeated viewings, and appeals to a wide range of viewers and ages. Home libraries have only so much room for mega-DVD sets such as this one, and price is at least as major a consideration - though hefty discounts are easy to find. But really: If you're only going to collect, or give as gifts, the very best, Seinfeld - The Complete Series belongs way up there on that list.

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The Singing Detective DVD

The Singing Detective
BBC Video, three discs, $39.98

The idea of "Classics to Consider" is to suggest TV shows that have been out on DVD for a while, but may have escaped your notice - and are perfect to seek out for those "nothing-to-watch" rainy days (or, if you don't have cable, summers). In that spirit, the very first, and best, such buried treasure to offer here is Dennis Potter's 1986 BBC masterpiece, The Singing Detective.

Over the years, from the quickly failed Cop Rock to the instantly failed Viva Laughlin, TV shows have tried to emulate Potter's success at mounting a "drama with music," as he called it. None has come close, not even remotely. Potter came closest, with his own previous Pennies from Heaven miniseries. Please don't confuse the long-form TV versions of Pennies, or Detective, with their pallid big-screen counterparts. The movies don't work; the TV shows never miss.

That's because, like novels, they take full advantage of the time and space given to explore themes and characters. But unlike a novel, The Singing Detective plays with image, music, and so many other tricks that it's a pure television creation. It weaves a handful of story threads into one twisting, turning, amazing arc, like a double-helix DNA strand, only tripled. Michael Gambon stars as pulp novelist and hospital patient Philip Marlow, and... well, see for yourself. Please.

My enthusiasm for The Singing Detective is so great that I wrote the liner notes for the DVD - and no, I don't make any money off any sale, not unless you click and order it here. I just feel like everyone who cares about quality TV should see this masterpiece. Amazingly, it has never been televised in the United States on any national network - neither on PBS nor on cable - and was shown, back in 1987 and 1988 and repeated a few years later, only by public TV stations on an ad hoc mini-network.

If you go to the FRESH AIR FAVORITES page, you can find and hear my original Fresh Air review of The Singing Detective. Or you can just trust me and order it now. As I wrote in the DVD liner notes: "If this is your first exposure to The Singing Detective, prepare to be blown away."

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